Anonymous Asked:
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My Answer:

1. 3 turn offs; short hair, bad hygiene, and religion

2. 3 turn ons; humor, nice smile, and music

3. Phobia; atelophobia

4. Celebrity Crush; Robert Downey Jr & Zooey Deschanel

5. Smoke/Drink; I hate smoking. Drinking is aight

6.  Favorite movie; At the moment, the Avengers

7. Name; Flor Magdalena Morales

8. Favorite Band; no. they’re all amazing

9. Favorite Music artist; no. they’re all amazing

10. Embarrasing memory; walking around with a period stain not being aware of it .-.

11. Last thing ate; 500 calories worth of spaghetti

12. Last text received; from datalexis

13. 4 things you hate; smoking, hypocrites, acne, and energy drinks

14. 4 things you love; technology, reading, coffee, and sweaters

15. Random fact; I don’t like when it’s bright as fuck outside, it hurts my eyes

16. 3 people you miss; Cynthia, and my grandparents

17. Tattoo you want; I don’t like tattoos

18. A regret; “No regrets, just love”

19. Wish at 11:11     fuck that shit

20. Craziest thing done; I don’t even know where to start

steegeschnoeber:

disneyforeverlives:

foreveryoungforeverfun:

shavingryansprivates:

when they say the title of the album in a song

or the title of a movie in a scene

Or the title of the book in a chapter

Or the title of a series in an episode.

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  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • buyituseitbreakitfixit:

Fail, bro.
    did-you-kno:

Source
    This movie was amazing“Daddy, who’s that lady?”oh, the tears…
    → 6 hours ago

    This movie was amazing
    “Daddy, who’s that lady?”
    oh, the tears…

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    cor4l:

sexy
    mycroftssexyumbrella:

theepichumor:

More on The Epic Humor :)

This makes me think of Bunsen. 
    wizlaqueefa:

me